
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
@jenn_allis #lulu #puppy #shepherd #pitbull #germanshepherd #baby #dog #instadog #instapuppy #puppiesofinstagram #instacute #instalikes (at Farmer Street)
She sits up high, surrounded by the sun. One million branches and she loves everyone. #lyrics #piercetheveil #ptv #selfie #ginger #holdontillmay #instalikes (at The Chase)
imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
fall out [puffs on inhaler] boy
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post hiatus andy hurley owns the key to my heart
Pre hiatus Andy already had the key to my heart.
Thank you for writing everything that goes on inside my head
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captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:
I am 600% done.
this is perfect
Friendly reminder that they’ll be back and all coupley in the 50th anniversary
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